Civilian responses

The Civilian

Voice Responses are contextually triggered lines that play after the player has achieved something, such as dominating an enemy, or the player has triggered something, like being set on fire. The Civilian has several vocal responses, all of which are listed below (excluding Voice Commands).

Kill-related responses

After Killing More than 1 Enemy in 20 Seconds with a Melee Weapon
"Ha-ha-ha! Screw you, assassin!" "Lovely weather, isn't it?" "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him - not at all, I never met him before in my life." "Brollikins smacked you good." "An exit worthy of my wealth." "Isn't everything grand?" "That one's not getting up."

Domination-related responses

Domination
"Ha-ha-ha! Screw you, assassin!" "Lovely weather, isn't it?" "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him - not at all, I never met him before in my life." "Brollikins smacked you good." "An exit worthy of my wealth." "Isn't everything grand?" "That one's not getting up."

Revenge Kill
"Ah, what a beautiful day!" "Lovely weather, isn't it?" "Haha! Screw you, assassins!" "Alas, poor Yorick, I knew him - not at all, I never met him before in my life."

Event-related responses

Round Start
"Let's get to the fun part!" "Let's teach em a lesson!" "They shall fall!" "Good day, my underpaid men!" "Show they what we're made of!" "I paid good money for you people, don't let me down!" "Ah, let's see what the odds are for this match!" "If I survive, you all get a five cent raise! Sounds good? Gooood. "

Stalemate
"Ah, I knew this would happen..." "Well, this well all willy-wonky, didn't it?"

Game win
"Yes, I made it! I mean - we made it." "Yes, yeees! [Laughter]" "Money for everyone! In about 3 to 6 weeks." "Money for everyone!" "All in a day's work!" "Finally! This took forever!" "Hmph, that was close" "Ah, finally, I can take a break!"

Game loss
"This isn't our day, is it." "Oh, good job, you fool. "Everyone put the blame on Heavy! Russians are tax-deductible." "Stop wasting my money!" "Don't stumble, my men - fight until there's nothing to fight for!"

Set on Fire
"Ah-oh-ow, fire! Ah, hot-hot-hot, hot!" "Too hot! Too hot! Ow, owie!"" "Ow, that hurts, it burns! Please, put me out!" "Fire, fire!" "Fire, fire!" "Fiiire!" "My face is melting!"

Severe pain
"Urgh!" "Daaugh.." "Duugh.." "Duurgh.."

Sharp pain
"D'ouh!" "Oof!" "Ohf!" "Ogh!"

On Death by Melee Weapon and/or Critical Hit
"Dying scream" "Dying scream" "Dying scream" "Dying scream" "Dying scream" "Dying scream" "Dying scream"

Under the effects of a friendly Civilian's aura
"Charming." "Perfect." "I may not be wasting my money after all!"

Weapon-related responses

If the Civilian boosts a player with his Umbrella
"Could you all, please, hurry up?" "Hurry it up, would you?" "Go, go, go!" "Full steam ahead!"

If the Civilian boosts a player with his Derby cane
"Chop chop, time is money!" "What's the hold up? Get in there!" "Break time is over, get going!" "I'm not paying you to doodle!" "Hey! You! Get a wigle on will you!?"

Objective-related responses

After picking up Intelligence
"I-I've got the briefcase!" "I've got the briefcase, lads!" "I acquired the papers." "I acquired the papers, lads!"

After capturing Intelligence
"Oh, this is like a fun game, isn't it, and we're winning!" "I knew Mr. Umbrel and I could pull it off!" "Hah, it was a long trip, but we made it." "It was a long trip, but we made it."

After capturing Control Point
"Now I can build my Oil Industry here!" "Phew! That was close!" "We did it! I did it.." "Oh, money for everybody! But mostly for me." "You all get a pat on the head, good job!"

Standing on a cappable Control Point, firing weapon
"To the point, my bodyguards!" "Everyone to the point!"

Payload-related responses

Attacking: Cart Goes Forward
"Push for your wage!" "Move that bomb!" "Gah, feels like full-on daylight!" "Push! Push! Puuuush! "

Attacking: Stay Close to Cart
"Push the cart, or you don't get a raise" "Push that cart, or you can kiss your raise goodbye." "Push the cart, you lazy lot!"

Attacking: Cart Has Stopped
"Er - 'scuse me, push the cart!" "Move that bomb, please."

VIP Race-related responses

Round Start

"That car outside, it's positively wretched! You will walk me to my car, won't you!? Urgh, heavens…" "Oh why is my car parked all the way over there!? For your sake, it'd better not be a long walk!" "On no you brought me the wrong car… I am not paying out overtime for this mistake, no sir." "Mhm, looks as if some peasent has taken my parking space. No mather. Gentlemen! Take my to my car!" "Have any of you seen my car? Anyone? urgh... I suppose we'll find it together hey?" "Men, I have a very important meeting, and I am running late. Take me to my car… Wherever it is…"

Control points resetting after respawning
"My driver won't wait forever you know!" "We need to hurry! The motor's running for god sake!" "Hum uh where did they parked my car again? Uh I'll retrace my steps yes…" "Oh no we've lost our progress!" "Oh dear we need to start again!" "Now we have to start over…"

Standing beside the ennemi car
"Excuse me!? This is not my car!?" "We need to hurry! The motor's running for god sake!" "You really think I'd be caught dead driving this!?" "I'm insulted and offended that you would think I'd drive this!" "This is someone else's car, not mine!" "Yurk! This car's paint job is hideous!" "This car is clearly a cheap knockoff! Take me to my car!"