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Known as "Dollar Bill" to his friends (a self-given nickname, as he has none), the rich, haughty, and rather portly Civilian is a man with a target on his back. Paranoid, he hires mercenaries to protect him from the various men and organizations that are after him. His two loves are his life and his money, and he wants to maintain those for as long as he possibly can. But so long as there are people who want him dead out there, he's going to have to use that money he loves dearly to keep himself alive. | Known as "Dollar Bill" to his friends (a self-given nickname, as he has none), the rich, haughty, and rather portly Civilian is a man with a target on his back. Paranoid, he hires mercenaries to protect him from the various men and organizations that are after him. His two loves are his life and his money, and he wants to maintain those for as long as he possibly can. But so long as there are people who want him dead out there, he's going to have to use that money he loves dearly to keep himself alive. | ||
The Civilian is 4'9", or "four-feet-ten on a good day," and "so pathetic that even being in his presence will raise your damage resistance", but more than makes up for this with his estimated net worth of around $3.8 billion, making him the richest man in the world. The Civilian is named Orson W. Jenkins, and is the CEO of Jenkins and Orson Coal Co., owners of 49% of the market chare of the coal and tar industry and the names of which are plastered over many TF2C maps. His monumental wealth is attributed to "a world tour of billion-dollar backroom deals, and the depreciated property values caused by years of mass murder." | |||
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