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These weapons could be enabled by inputting the convar {{code|tf_special_beta 1}} into the developer console. After their removal in [[3.0.11]], the weapons were made available to download as part of an [https://tf2classified.com/downloads/aprilfools2026.vpk official weapons pack], which also removed their April Fools event restriction.
These weapons could be enabled by inputting the convar {{code|tf_special_beta 1}} into the developer console. After their removal in [[3.0.11]], the weapons were made available to download as part of an [https://tf2classified.com/downloads/aprilfools2026.vpk official weapons pack], which also removed their April Fools event restriction.


==Hare Trigger==
==Hare Trigger==
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{{Quotation|'''2026 Public Playtest''' Steam announcement|Addresses feedback regarding the mod having too much emphasis on verticality by removing the Scout's double jump.}}
The '''Hare Trigger''' was a [[Scattergun]] sidegrade that swapped out the [[Scout]]'s double jump for the ability to auto-jump by holding the jump key, at the cost of being significantly less accurate. By moving fast - best achieved by bunny hopping to build up momentum - the weapon's spread could be decreased to make it easier to hit targets.
=== Properties ===
{{Weapon properties
| shot-type = Hitscan
| damage-type = Bullet
| ranged-type = Ranged
| taunt = Thigh slap
| damage-column = true
| maximum-ramp-up = 105
| maximum-ramp-up-percentage = 175%
| base-damage = 60
| base-damage-percentage = 100%
| maximum-fall-off = 32
| maximum-fall-off-percentage = 52.8%
| critical = 180
| mini-crit = 81
| mini-crit-ramp-up = 141
| bullet-count = 10
| ammo-column = true
| loaded = 6
| carried = 32
| reload-type = Single
| function-times-column = true
| attack-interval = 0.46875 s</br>{{tooltip|TODO|Haste boosted}}
| first-reload = 0.7 s</br>{{tooltip|0.4 s|Haste boosted}}
| further-reloads = 0.5 s</br>{{tooltip|0.3 s|Haste boosted}}
|}}
=== Trivia ===
* The '''Hare Trigger''' is a pun on the term "hair trigger", which means to act in response to the slightest stimulus, and "hare".
* The description quote is a reference to [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugs_Bunny Bugs Bunny]'s famous catchphrase.
=== Gallery ===
<gallery>
File:Weapon_haretrigger.png|First-person view.
</gallery>


==Little Boy==
{{Infobox weapon
| title=Little Boy
| loadout-propername=yes
| loadout-kind=Portable Scout
| image=spellbook magazine
| used-by=Scout
| slot=Primary
| loadout=yes
}}


{{Quotation|'''2026 Public Playtest''' Steam announcement|Attempts to fix Scout oversaturation by making players dislike the Scout significantly more.}}
The '''Little Boy''' was a passive weapon that decreased the user's size by 65%, increased speed and jump height by 20% and 30% respectively, reduced max health by 58, reduced capture rate by 1, and applied the [[tf:Brundle Bundle|Brundle Bundle]]'s pitch shift to the Scout's voicelines.
=== Trivia ===
* Prior to being moved to the weapons pack, the Little Boy only shrank the player after switching weapons. This behaviour was also shared by the Fat Man.
=== Gallery ===
<gallery>
File:littleboy_demo.png|Scout (left) vs Scout with the Little Boy equipped (right).
</gallery>


==Holy Bible==
{{Infobox weapon
| title=Holy Bible
| loadout-propername=yes
| loadout-kind=Holy Text
| image=bible
| used-by=Soldier
| slot=Secondary
| loadout=yes
| loadout-attributes=
{{Loadout neutral|Raptures nearby team members}}
}}


{{Quotation|'''2026 Public Playtest''' Steam announcement|Resolves a 535-page Steam forum thread debating the mercenaries' religious beliefs.}}
The '''Holy Bible''' was a variant of ''Team Fortress 2's'' [[tf:Buff Banner|Buff Banner]] that caused all nearby teammates to swim in the air when activated.
=== Trivia ===
* The Holy Bible uses the [[tf:Lumbricus Lid|Lumbricus Lid]]'s taunt sound when activated.
* The banner effect is yellow regardless of the user's team.
=== Gallery ===
<gallery>
File:weapon_bible.png|First-person view.
</gallery>


==Flyswatter==
{{Infobox weapon
| title=Flyswatter
| loadout-propername=yes
| image=flyswatter
| kill-icon=fireaxe
| used-by=Pyro
| slot=Melee
| loadout=yes
| loadout-attributes=
{{Loadout neutral|Kills Scouts instantly}}
}}


{{Quotation|'''2026 Public Playtest''' Steam announcement|Addresses a large number of bug reports.}}
The '''Flyswatter''' was a [[Fire Axe]] sidegrade that dealt guaranteed crits towards Scouts, as well as having a 65% longer range and a 20% faster firing speed.
=== Properties ===
{{Weapon properties
| damage-type = Melee
| ranged-type = Melee
| taunt = Guitar
| damage-column = true
| base-damage = 65
| base-damage-percentage = 100%
| critical = 195
| mini-crit = 88
| function-times-column = true
| attack-interval = 0.64 s<br>{{tooltip|TODO|Haste boosted}}
| activation-time = 0.2 s
|}}
=== Trivia ===
* Whilst the Flyswatter uses the Fire Axe's animations in first person, it uses all-class melee animations in third person.
=== Gallery ===
<gallery>
File:Weapon_flyswatter.png|First-person view.
</gallery>


 
==1st Minelayer Rework==
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==Little Boy==
{{Infobox weapon
{{Infobox weapon
| title=Little Boy
| title=1st Minelayer Rework
| loadout-propername=yes
| loadout-propername=yes
| loadout-kind=Portable Scout
| loadout-kind=Scattergun
| image=Shotgun
| image=Mine Layer
| used-by=Scout
| kill-icon=proxymine
| slot=Primary
| used-by=Demoman
| slot=Secondary
| loadout=yes
| loadout=yes
| loadout-attributes=
{{Loadout neutral|Alt-Fire: Fizzle proximity mines}}
{{Loadout positive|Proximity mines explode near enemies}}
{{Loadout negative|-6 max stickybombs out}}
{{Loadout positive|+30% damage bonus}}
{{Loadout neutral|"What if it hit harder?"}}
}}
}}
TEMPTEXT
=== Properties ===
{{Weapon properties
| shot-type = Projectile
| damage-type = Explosive
| ranged-type = Ranged
| taunt = Rump shake
| damage-column = true
| maximum-ramp-up = TODO
| maximum-ramp-up-percentage = 120%
| base-damage = TODO
| base-damage-percentage = 100%
| maximum-fall-off = TODO
| maximum-fall-off-percentage = 52.8%
| critical = TODO
| mini-crit = TODO
| mini-crit-ramp-up = TODO
| projectile-count = 1
| splash-column = true
| minimum-splash = 146 HU
| minimum-splash-percentage = 50%
| damage-reduction = 1% / 2.92 HU
| self-damage = 45-90
| ammo-column = true
| loaded = 4
| carried = 24
| reload-type = Single
| function-times-column = true
| attack-interval = 0.4 s<br>{{tooltip|0.33 s|Haste boosted}}
| first-reload = 1.09 s<br>{{tooltip|0.6 s|Haste boosted}}
| further-reloads = 0.67 s<br>{{tooltip|0.33 s|Haste boosted}}
| activation-time = {{tooltip|0.7 s|To become armed}}<br>{{tooltip|1.3 s|To explode}}
|}}
=== Trivia ===
* TEMPTEXT
=== Gallery ===
<gallery>
File:Weapon_minelayer.png|First-person view.
</gallery>

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Happy April, and thanks for sticking around for two months so far! It's been real. For a limited time, official servers (as well as any servers using the ConVar tf2c_special_beta 1) will be running a public playtest, enabling a number of brand new, in-development weapons.)

2026 Public Playtest Steam announcement

The April Fools 2026 update, also known as 3.0.8, was the first April Fools update for Team Fortress 2 Classified, released on April 1st, 2026.

Weapons

April Fools 2026 added 15 weapons to the game, consisting of new concepts, reworks of the Mine Layer and Team Fortress 2's Jarate.

These weapons could be enabled by inputting the convar tf_special_beta 1 into the developer console. After their removal in 3.0.11, the weapons were made available to download as part of an official weapons pack, which also removed their April Fools event restriction.

Hare Trigger

Hare Trigger
Kill Icons
Basic Information
Used by Scout
Slot Primary
Ammo
Ammo loaded 6
Ammo carried 32
Loadout Stats

The Hare Trigger

Scattergun

Wearer can automatically jump by holding the jump button

Up to 75% more accurate based on current speed

+25% faster firing speed

Disables double jump

150% less accurate

"Eh, what's up Doc?"


Addresses feedback regarding the mod having too much emphasis on verticality by removing the Scout's double jump.

2026 Public Playtest Steam announcement

The Hare Trigger was a Scattergun sidegrade that swapped out the Scout's double jump for the ability to auto-jump by holding the jump key, at the cost of being significantly less accurate. By moving fast - best achieved by bunny hopping to build up momentum - the weapon's spread could be decreased to make it easier to hit targets.

Properties

Properties
Shot type Hitscan
Damage type Bullet
Ranged or Melee damage? Ranged
Taunt Thigh slap
Damage
Maximum ramp-up 175% 105
Base damage 100% 60
Maximum fall-off 52.8% 32
Critical 180
Mini-crit 81
Mini-crit (ramp-up) 141
Bullet count 10
Ammo
Loaded 6
Carried 32
Reload type Single
Function Times
Attack interval 0.46875 s
TODO
First reload 0.7 s
0.4 s
Further reloads 0.5 s
0.3 s
All values are approximate.

Trivia

  • The Hare Trigger is a pun on the term "hair trigger", which means to act in response to the slightest stimulus, and "hare".
  • The description quote is a reference to Bugs Bunny's famous catchphrase.
  • First-person view.
    First-person view.

Little Boy

Little Boy
Basic Information
Used by Scout
Slot Primary
Loadout Stats

The Little Boy

Portable Scout


Attempts to fix Scout oversaturation by making players dislike the Scout significantly more.

2026 Public Playtest Steam announcement

The Little Boy was a passive weapon that decreased the user's size by 65%, increased speed and jump height by 20% and 30% respectively, reduced max health by 58, reduced capture rate by 1, and applied the Brundle Bundle's pitch shift to the Scout's voicelines.

Trivia

  • Prior to being moved to the weapons pack, the Little Boy only shrank the player after switching weapons. This behaviour was also shared by the Fat Man.
  • Scout (left) vs Scout with the Little Boy equipped (right).
    Scout (left) vs Scout with the Little Boy equipped (right).

Holy Bible

Holy Bible
Basic Information
Used by Soldier
Slot Secondary
Loadout Stats

The Holy Bible

Holy Text

Raptures nearby team members


Resolves a 535-page Steam forum thread debating the mercenaries' religious beliefs.

2026 Public Playtest Steam announcement

The Holy Bible was a variant of Team Fortress 2's Buff Banner that caused all nearby teammates to swim in the air when activated.

Trivia

  • The Holy Bible uses the Lumbricus Lid's taunt sound when activated.
  • The banner effect is yellow regardless of the user's team.
  • First-person view.
    First-person view.

Flyswatter

Flyswatter
Kill Icons
Basic Information
Used by Pyro
Slot Melee
Loadout Stats

The Flyswatter

Flyswatter

Kills Scouts instantly


Addresses a large number of bug reports.

2026 Public Playtest Steam announcement

The Flyswatter was a Fire Axe sidegrade that dealt guaranteed crits towards Scouts, as well as having a 65% longer range and a 20% faster firing speed.

Properties

Properties
Damage type Melee
Ranged or Melee damage? Melee
Taunt Guitar
Damage
Base damage 100% 65
Critical 195
Mini-crit 88
Function Times
Attack interval 0.64 s
TODO
Activation time 0.2 s
All values are approximate.

Trivia

  • Whilst the Flyswatter uses the Fire Axe's animations in first person, it uses all-class melee animations in third person.
  • First-person view.
    First-person view.

1st Minelayer Rework

1st Minelayer Rework
Kill Icons
Basic Information
Used by Demoman
Slot Secondary
Loadout Stats

The 1st Minelayer Rework

Scattergun

Alt-Fire: Fizzle proximity mines

Proximity mines explode near enemies

-6 max stickybombs out

+30% damage bonus

"What if it hit harder?"


TEMPTEXT

Properties

Properties
Shot type Projectile
Damage type Explosive
Ranged or Melee damage? Ranged
Taunt Rump shake
Damage
Maximum ramp-up 120% TODO
Base damage 100% TODO
Maximum fall-off 52.8% TODO
Critical TODO
Mini-crit TODO
Mini-crit (ramp-up) TODO
Projectile count 1
Splash
Minimum splash 50% 146 HU
Damage reduction 1% / 2.92 HU
Self-damage 45-90
Ammo
Loaded 4
Carried 24
Reload type Single
Function Times
Attack interval 0.4 s
0.33 s
First reload 1.09 s
0.6 s
Further reloads 0.67 s
0.33 s
Activation time 0.7 s
1.3 s
All values are approximate.

Trivia

  • TEMPTEXT
  • First-person view.
    First-person view.
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